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Gnews
A combination of words which expression compounds into a purely good, relational, asyncronous, meta, awesome expression of the enlightened.

definition:
1. News that is good/Good.
2. GNU and FOSS news.

(GNU/FOSS are sub categories of pure good.)
I got the gnews today, congratulations.

Great gnews GNU/Hurd is the most popular kernel, everyone is using it.

The greatest of all gnews possible is we have achieved world peace next stop enlightenment, na mean.
gnews by twotwenty September 17, 2017
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1) A type of rock.

2) An alternative spelling of "nice."
This is some gneiss rock.
Or
This is some gneiss rock.
Gneiss by gavalan December 20, 2016
Related Words
gnew • gewsler • gneiss • Gnesc • gness • Genews • gewsh • Gewst • Gewsy • gnawseated

Grewster 

A gay, rotund, jewish man.

Origins of grewster are from the Tri-College Consortium, which is between Swarthmore, Haverford, and Bryn Mawr.

Grewster is an affectionate nickname for such a person.

Grewsters usually hang out in packs with other grewsters, but can often be found with the most elite intelligent population.
Wow, he is such a silly Grewster!

Xander, my friend, you know, the Grewster...

Hey, Grewster, want to go grab a bagel and lox with me for breakfast tomorrow?
Grewster by JKoch October 8, 2009
1. A wet and sloppy pussy. a girl with a gewsh usually orgasms like old faithful.
2. Gewsh can also be used to describe a worthless person who has no reason whatsoever to be living, relate to a punch clown
1. That girl i fucked last night had a gewsh!
2. David Dreman is a complete gewsh!
gewsh by neilr July 10, 2004
Getting very drunk, being obnoxious with flailing arms.
Looks like Marc is very gewsy, he's shouting obscenities with his arms everywhere.
Gewsy by jumpster6218 May 3, 2018
To spill a substance out of one's mouth and onto oneself.
Dude, you gneished that beer all over yourself!
gneish by Reno June 18, 2003
"wow, that movie was friggen gnawsome!"
Gnawsome by love_your_liver January 14, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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