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prison geisha
A playful yet slightly disparaging term used to describe the complicated role of a female mental health clinician in a men’s prison.
prison geisha by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2018
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gneish • geish • geisha • geisho • gneiss • Geisha Boy • geisha crack • Geisha-ed • Geisha-Gang • geishagiggle
Geneish Tart
A sex move where you dress as Gene Simmons from KISS and tongue-bang the shit out of a neenish tart while banging your partner from behind.
I was screwing Linda from behind the other night after the KISS show. Just before I came I reached in a bag, pulled out a Neen, took a bite and jammed my tongue deep inside the bugger... That's right, the old Geneish Tart.
Geneish Tart by henryboogle November 25, 2014
geisha
A geisha is a traditional Japanese entertainer of men. She is a master of traditional arts including music, serving tea (which is a fine Japanese art), dancing and singing etc. Most geisha live in Tokyo or Kyoto (those in Kyoto call themselves geiko. Although in the past it could be argued that geisha were prostitutes (which would be an egregious oversimplification...today it can be easily and accurately said that geisha are certainly not prostitutes.
Geisha have very powerful connections all over the world, hence they are a power to be reckoned with.
geisha by Stephen M. Smith May 8, 2003
gneighbour
Me: “We have a new gneighbour”
You: “I haven’t heard a peep out of him”
Me: “True... The ‘g’ is silent.
You: “I haven’t heard a peep out of him”
Me: “True... The ‘g’ is silent.
gneighbour by Hermannym March 4, 2021
Geisha Boy
Geisha Boy by St. Charles Tavern December 25, 2009
geisha
Despite an obvious western curiousity with geisha they remain hidden in a cloak of secrecy. Geisha are not prostitutes or concubines, if anything they are the equivelant of hostesses. Geisha do not master the erotic arts, these duties are reserved for women called yugos. Compartively, geisha go through intense training learning only the traditional japanese arts. Geisha are very respectable women in japan's society and would never routinely indulge in relationships with different men.
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Slop Grenade
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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