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prison geisha 

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A playful yet slightly disparaging term used to describe the complicated role of a female mental health clinician in a men’s prison.
Gotta run, I’m seeing my prison geisha today so I need to hit the showers.
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Geneish Tart 

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A sex move where you dress as Gene Simmons from KISS and tongue-bang the shit out of a neenish tart while banging your partner from behind.
I was screwing Linda from behind the other night after the KISS show. Just before I came I reached in a bag, pulled out a Neen, took a bite and jammed my tongue deep inside the bugger... That's right, the old Geneish Tart.
Geneish Tart by henryboogle November 25, 2014

geisha 

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A geisha is a traditional Japanese entertainer of men. She is a master of traditional arts including music, serving tea (which is a fine Japanese art), dancing and singing etc. Most geisha live in Tokyo or Kyoto (those in Kyoto call themselves geiko. Although in the past it could be argued that geisha were prostitutes (which would be an egregious oversimplification...today it can be easily and accurately said that geisha are certainly not prostitutes.
Geisha have very powerful connections all over the world, hence they are a power to be reckoned with.
geisha by Stephen M. Smith May 8, 2003

gneighbour

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Me: “We have a new gneighbour”
You: “I haven’t heard a peep out of him”
Me: “True... The ‘g’ is silent.
gneighbour by Hermannym March 4, 2021

Geisha Boy

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Man! Did you see all those geisha boys hangin' out at Church and Wellesley streets?
Geisha Boy by St. Charles Tavern December 25, 2009

geisha 

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Despite an obvious western curiousity with geisha they remain hidden in a cloak of secrecy. Geisha are not prostitutes or concubines, if anything they are the equivelant of hostesses. Geisha do not master the erotic arts, these duties are reserved for women called yugos. Compartively, geisha go through intense training learning only the traditional japanese arts. Geisha are very respectable women in japan's society and would never routinely indulge in relationships with different men.
The Geisha's beautiful sunset kimono flowed gently to the ground as she was gracefully playing the shamisen
geisha by Jenna Dur May 13, 2006
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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