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"That little dog is such a gnesc!"
Gnesc by The_Bibbo January 15, 2024
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Gnesc • geschalten • giesch • gness • Geesch • gensch • gescc • Gesche • geschenk • Geschenkig

Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje

One of the most revolutionary culinary establishments in the Netherlands. Famous internationally for it's free beer., it literally means 'Community Center: The Peeled Tomato'.
Simply one of the better places to drink a lot of beer without having to pay for it, sometimes you can even earn money by ordering beer at this restaurant, because it's a non-profit organization.
Other restaurants in the area hate this establishment for its low prices
This restaurant sucks, the beer isn't even free, it's not even close to a Buurthuis Het Geschilde Tomaatje-like establishment

Geschichten aus dem Saarland 

A phrase used in German Memes,
(Has a similar meaning as Sweet home Alabama )
Person N1: i love my sister/brother

Person N2: Geschichten aus dem Saarland

geschenk 

Pronunciation: guh-SHANK
Function: noun or verb
Definition: To draw a penis on something or a drawing of a penis usually as a form of vandalism. Word borrowed from the German language because of its phonetic similarities to the word "shank." Although in German it means "gift," its American usage is entirely different, even though an argument can be made that a Geschenk would be a pleasant gift to find on your bedroom wall. Those who engage in the art of Geschenking are revered throughout mankind. The Geschenker is perpetually on a quest to become the "Geschenk-King."
Noun: "Look at that awesome Geschenk in Schoener's textbook!"
Verb: "You better watch out or I'll Geschenk your face!"
SHANK : HUMAN :: GESCHENK : INANIMATE OBJECT
geschenk by CountCrazy007 May 16, 2007
A term used usually in a loud and derpy voice, to communicate with someone across a large room (e.g. a classroom) or used as a suffix after a name (e.g. Michael Glesch)
Person 1: Glesch!!
Person 2: GLESCH!!!!

Person 1: Hello Nico Glesch
Person 2: Hello Jasper Glesch
Glesch by RoguePistol June 4, 2012

geschmoilt

Street-yiddish for confused, disoriented. Often used in conjunction with meshugenah. Implies a circumcision of the mind or brain.
Look at that poor schlub over there, yelling at the wall. He's a little geschmoilt on his meshugena! What? You want I should keep such a thing a secret?
geschmoilt by Eli Fedderschein March 5, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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