2 definitions by gavalan
by gavalan December 21, 2016
A sexual act in which a man slathers/wipes cum on a woman's face like an Amish beard, and she proceeds to roundhouse-kick his testicles.
Leroy: "Aw, man I sure am sore today from that sex move last night."
Eli: "What for sex move?"
Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."
Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."
Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."
Eli: "What for sex move?"
Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."
Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."
Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."
by gavalan June 1, 2019