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Genshin Impact 

The start to your crippling gambling addiction, and the reason why you're in dept
For fucks sake, I spent over 200 dollars genshin impact just to lose the 50/50 on Zhonglis banner and get JEAN. I'm never spending any more money on this.

*spends another 200+ dollars*
Genshin Impact by jakeymp4 May 31, 2021

Genshin Impact 

Goodbye wallet
Hello hot fictional characters.
Last week I blew my paycheck on wishes in Genshin Impact.
Genshin Impact by Promto November 30, 2020

Genshin Impact 

The single most effective way to enter crippling debt.
"I just whaled Genshin Impact and now my wife left with the kids, but atleast i got c6 hu tao"
Genshin Impact by TEnderM September 21, 2021
An insult for Genshin Impact player(s) because it's either too popular or overrated.
A: Hey fam, whatcchu playing?
B: I'm playing Genshin Impact
A: You mean Genshit Impact?
Genshit by maxweber27 May 13, 2021

gershnoskel 

Don't pick your gershnoskel in front of me!
gershnoskel by Adam Hobbs April 17, 2008

prison geisha 

A playful yet slightly disparaging term used to describe the complicated role of a female mental health clinician in a men’s prison.
Gotta run, I’m seeing my prison geisha today so I need to hit the showers.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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