The prophesied king of cool, master of excellence; an individual possessing near-superhuman levels of righteousness, to the point where it becomes impossible to describe said righteousness with language or define it with modern scientific methods.
After I watched him jump off the Empire State Building on his flaming motorcycle, strangling a mountain lion with one hand while pleasuring an Amazon sex goddess with the other, I knew that Ted was no mere human being, but Gnarly McGnarlington incarnate.
A condition whereby an individual has encountered entirely too much gnarly action (usually skiing/boarding) in one day or thrown down an incredible trick in the park.
A phrase originally coined in Lake Tahoe on the West Shore (Best Shore) by Marie Ralston. A play on words, a twist on "Charlie Sheen" meaning crazy, insane, unbelievable etc.