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gamonkey 

i cant really describe it it’s pretty much the best ever living thing on the earth
gamonkey said “hehfjejdhdufh” FAXS
gamonkey by gamonkeygod February 22, 2021

Goatmonkey 

An extremely conservative right wing gun nut who throws his/her own excrement at the tv while simultaneously masturbating whenever Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama appear on the screen.
That muddah fuddah is a goatmonkey.

Gasmonkey 

A person or child who starts off seeming okay, but then turns into an annoying asshole.
"Hey, I unfriended Mouse."

"Him? He was a total gasmonkey."
Gasmonkey by cyndasaur July 7, 2014

Gaymonkeyfuddlerdonutnicker 

A gay monkey that fuddles a lot and nicks a lot of donuts.
Person 1: “what the hell man you gaymonkeyfuddlerdonutnicker, why did you take my donut
Person 2: “I ain’t gay bro”
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026