Calling your boss to let them know you will be absent.

WORKER: Hello boss, I won't be in for work today.
BOSS: Why, what's the problam?
WORKER: Well you see, I have Anal-Glycoma.
BOSS: Anal-Glycoma,what's that?
WORKER: I cann't see my ass coming into work today.

anal-glycoma by Workless September 29, 2011

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Glycedo

Glycedo's are great people and love to be with their homies and make money , also is a very loving person and can make All most anybody laugh and have a very huge penis get you glycedo they are the best to come across

Glycedo was so cute and he was in my heart when we did it.

Glycedo by 12764 March 13, 2017

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Glyce Mitchell

Glyce Mitchell is one of the nicest people you will ever meet and is insane at school. He also has a unique voice which is still pretty cool.

Glyce Mitchell got a 300 on his NWEA test. He got a 1600 SAT and a 4.0 GPA and he will still very nice about it.

Glyce Mitchell by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 1, 2022

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Magnesium glycinate

Its the legal xanax that you take to chill tf out. Helps you relax, not give a flying fuck, and is an essential mineral.

Noah: Ayo Kareem, you got any mag on you? I’ve been feeling kinda stressed out and anxious lately.

Kareem: Hell yea, pop three of them pills and you will feel like calm buddhist monk.

Dude. Did you see this chad named Lukas who doesn’t like magnesium glycinate?

Yea, that’s why we don’t fuck with him.

Magnesium glycinate by KennyBroflovski February 5, 2022

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Glycerine

A great song by band Bush which talks about failed relationships.

Don't let the days go by, Glycerine. Should have been easier on you, I couldn't change what do you want me to be...

Glycerine by manny alvarez April 17, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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