glutten free 

Food eaten by people allergic to fatty foods

I gained 50 lbs last month so I switched to glutten free cheeseburgers.

glutten free by JoshBryan May 22, 2016

gluten free lap dance 

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

gluten free lap dance by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

Gluten-free heffer 

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

Gluten-free heffer by Malphrus August 25, 2011

Gluten-Free Friend 

A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.

We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.

Gluten-Free Friend by P-Biddy July 11, 2018

ebola gluten free kush 

Another kind of kush.

It is ebola gluten free so you know you are not dying.

Definition: When someone is dying to get some kush or weed.

ebola gluten free kush

A term widely used by a dj and producer "ZAXX"

EX.1:

Greg: Hey, I got that hook up for ebola gluten free kush.

Jason: I'll take some!

EX.2:

#ebolaglutenfreekush

EX.3:

A term widely used by dj and producer "ZAXX"

ZAXX: Do you like ebola gluten free kush?
Random Chick: Its the best kind.

ebola gluten free kush by WhereTheyAtTho September 23, 2014

gluten free-tard 

Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.

"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"

gluten free-tard by Annoyed Server September 15, 2012

gluten free lightning 

gay

I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

gluten free lightning by jinremlil November 12, 2019