Definitions by JoshBryan

Surf and turf toe 

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole

That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.

Surf and turf toe by JoshBryan December 23, 2018

hickshaw 

a mode of transportation used by rednecks that consist of a bucket seat mounted in a wheelbarrow, usually decorated with their favorite auto racer's number

Jed and I made 5 dollars pushing drunk people around in our hickshaw.

hickshaw by JoshBryan April 14, 2017

glutten free 

Food eaten by people allergic to fatty foods

I gained 50 lbs last month so I switched to glutten free cheeseburgers.

glutten free by JoshBryan May 22, 2016