Glurple

A mixture of either "gray and purple" or "green, blue, and purple", glurple can result in two VERY different colors. In its gray/purple form, it can become an appealing tint, but in its other form it often has the ability to scare small children.

John: Dude, did you see that chick over there?
Casey: You mean the one in the glurple shirt?
John: Yeah, that's the one.
Casey: Dude...that's a guy.
John: ...No it isn't.
Casey: Glurple changes looks, dude. It's friekin' powerful.

by The Blurple Blasphemer September 19, 2009

Glurple

A colour my dad made up

Glurple is not a real colour dad.

by Helloiamahuman123 February 3, 2022

glurple

A color between green, blue, and purple.

Dude, there's no such thing as glurple. You must be tugging my sack or somethin!"

by deeplylemon June 13, 2024

Purple Glurple

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.

Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

by The Real Mr. Hollywood May 15, 2018

Gurple

A post cum butt queef spray. More accurately, a gooey spray fart after cumming in a girl's ass and pulling out. When pulling out you get sprayed with a gooey, grayish purple like substance.

She gurpled all over me after I pulled out of her ass.

Don't gurple when I pull out.

by Wordstylez October 30, 2020

gurple

Green and Purple... two colors that should NOT be mixed, but are...

Man, that gurple car is so cool..

by Eorlingan July 21, 2003

Glurkle

The sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation

From the webcomic "Sexy Losers" number 65, "A Sure Thing"

Tomoe glurkled when she thought she'd finally gotten Kenta's attention.

by Beauwght January 10, 2016