gluac

Similar to “clout” but with an infinitely greater degree of suave and class. Denotes an advanced social merit that can only be acquired through Bond-Esq coolness derived from a previous period of intense psychotic behavior in one’s life.

“Wow, that super cool awesome muscular rich guy chugging raw eggs who is better than me in every conceivable way over there has so much GLUAC, it’s insane.”

by supergluac December 21, 2022

Glacier Rim

A sex act in which your partner takes ice cubes into his/her mouth and performs a rim-job.

Dude 1: Hey man that girl Brenda is a freak!

Dude 2: Why do you say that?

Dude 1: She gave me a glacier rim bro!!

Dude 2: What is a glacier rim?

Dude 1: She had ice cubes in her mouth and she rimmed me, it was phenominal!

by dondecker420 July 1, 2011

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!

by kristi ashe April 26, 2005

glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors

Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money

by Youngmagi December 1, 2016

Gluance

gluance is when someone identifies and sticks to an opinion, using the excuse ‘it’s nuanced’ as their reason as to why they won’t listen to alternate arguments. The ‘sticking’ to the opinion is what warrants the ‘glue’ aspect of the word.

example: dude, that feminist is so gluanced. She thinks one example speaks for all men.

by hahm December 6, 2017

Gluck Gluck 10,000™

Similar to the famously known Gluck Gluck 9000, the Gluck Gluck 10,000™ uses the force of an unimaginable number so much so, that it dissects the penis, vacuum seals it, and leaves a nub (A Dicklet, if you will) in place of where the man once had his Genitalia.

"Aye Tony! You didn't warn me your girl coulda done the Gluck Gluck 10,000™! Now i'm just a fraction of the man I once was."

by Churms Grazinsky October 15, 2020

U so icy im a glacier boy

This is how rich people get women. Don’t really know what it means, but it works.

Quavo: ❄️
Saweetie: 🍜

Quavo: u so icy im a glacier boy
Saweetie: was hannin then

by jackalope_03 October 8, 2020