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Glow Worm 

Self-shot of a man's penis taken at close proximity causing a glowing effect from the blinding light of the camera flash. The penis in the picture then resembles the popular 1980's stuffed toy "Glow Worm".
Dumbass you should have shut the flash of so you didn't get a glow worm!
Glow Worm by fkyewdave January 4, 2012
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Glow Worm 

When a person squints his/her eyes in the same fashion of the 80's stuffed toy with a hard plastic head that looks like a worm stoned out of his mind. While doing this one must draw in very close to your partners face and stay their till they acknowledge that you are doing the "Glow Worm".
I want to Glow Worm you till you can't take it any more!
Glow Worm by killroy546 November 13, 2011

Glow Worm 

Breaking a glow stick and rubbing the chemicals inside on the mouth of a partner that then blows you.
"Hey what happened with you and Daija last night?"

"I asked her to give me a Glow Worm, but she didn't have any glowsticks."
Glow Worm by littlespott June 23, 2012

Glow worm 

Taking a shit in the dark accompanied by a laptop, PDA, Blackberry, or some form of electronic entertainment which illuminates.
I was glow worming for a half hour in the middle of the night.
Glow worm by Tweek/Pete March 11, 2009

Glow worm 

A drunkard, an alcoholic(see also glow)
That glow worm needs help badly.
Glow worm by Light Joker August 27, 2004

glow worm surprise 

a kinky sexual exploration or hardcore foreplay that involves an electricly charged glow in the dark lubricated childrens toy with super conductive elements that tends to be a bit messy.

you will need a bottle of mr. bubbles, two wet towls, a glow worm toy, and an electrical outlet.
sean: so how was last night?
sam: eh, it was kinda weird.
sean: how so?
sam: have you heard of the glow worm surprise?
sean: oh! yeah i invented it!
sam: you asshole!
sean: retarded eskimo!

Oklahoma glow worm 

When two guys are fucking and one guy wraps his nut sack around the other one's dick as it goes into the other guys but.
Hey fred! Take a look at this Oklahoma glow worm!
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