glouk

Glouk is sperm that leaks out of one's anus after anal sex.

A: hey did you see the stain on jesica's pants today?

B: yeah man, i think it might be some glouk

glouk by Running Rabbit607958 February 24, 2009

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

Glokk40spaz 

that Glokk40spaz is a SoundCloud rapper who don’t miss not even once bro

friend: you wanna hear that new Glokk40spaz

Jay: yeah, that nigga firee

Glokk40spaz by kankantheprofesser September 7, 2021

GLOCKCOMA 

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

GLOCKCOMA by jpg3 January 29, 2011

glockencock

The Scottish celebration in which they celebrate the kilt as a memory of old man McHaggis who got his dick shot off.

"On glockencock we wear the kilt to let our cocks hang free"

glockencock by Concerned Psychopath December 4, 2020

Glock dookie 

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

glocktavious

A degenerate male of African American descent. Usually under 40. Lacks education, employment and sexual discipline. Is usually apart of gang violence or residential crimes. Terrorizes every community that he resides in; especially the women and children.

We could create a safe community if we keep the glocktavious’s away.

glocktavious by Truthbetold2023 November 23, 2022