GLARPUS

When you hit the edgebug and you frag off in Counter Strike.

Holy shit, Bro just hit a glarpus.

by Barties August 4, 2022

New Glarus

A friggin small town in between Madison and Monroe. Has many festivals involving a beer tent downtown. Population is a little over 2,111 people. Popular attractions: Bar, bar, bar, tavern, bar, church, bar, bar. Popular activities: drinking, drinking, drinking, religion, drinking.

Dude I wanna get wasted in like eight different bars.
Let's go to New Glarus

by cheesebeerbratsbeerchurch March 28, 2011

glarpsnargle

A noisy, bubbly sound made inadvertently during the consumption of a carbonated drink.

At the family dinner, Timmy tried to suppress a laugh when Grandpa accidentally let out a very loud glarpsnargle while sipping soda.

by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023

garpuss

A pussy that smells and tastes like garlic.

I dont know what she ate but she was tasting like garpuss.

by Taggers79 August 21, 2019

glorpusblorpus

An idiot with a discord account

There’s glorpusBlorpus being stupid again

by WalkidtalkieMilwaukee October 4, 2020

glapussy

glass pussy

Kool aid man put his whole glapussy into these kool aid jammers!

by jdawg1800 December 28, 2021

glarpos

A big indie band.

IDKHow is a glarpos.

by Sambo203 May 2, 2022