glorgus
a cow that's been abducted by aliens. occurs most often in the early morning, when the aliens need milk for their cereal. usually the cow (now a glorgus) is returned after breakfast.
glorgus by doctorglorgusphd February 4, 2023
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Glorbus
Glorbus by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020
gorgus
globgus
he person in school that always ask for school supplies but then the next day there lost and they need so much its like food like they eat it and when they "loses" it there actually eating it because its gone and they need to much its like they need to to survive
globgus by School is the worst November 5, 2020
glorgasmic
Verb: When something is both glorious and orgasmic it melds into a single entity of a word; glorgasmic.
glorgasmic by RizzleNation February 27, 2011
globgus
Globgus ask for school supplies like its food you have to give it to him because he always "loses" things as if he were eating it like food globgus will always ask for more school supplies even when he's out of school
globgus by Mistaken Mystery November 5, 2020
Globgus
Globgus is a very annoying kid that in school will always a so for pens, pencils, paper, markers, and crayons.
The globgus acts like its food and needs it to survive but the globgus doesn't!
The globgus will ask every day for more paper pens penciled markers and crayons wand when you ask
"What happened to the ones you got from me yesterday?" He says
"I lost them". Almost likes he was eating them because there " lost" every day
The globgus acts like its food and needs it to survive but the globgus doesn't!
The globgus will ask every day for more paper pens penciled markers and crayons wand when you ask
"What happened to the ones you got from me yesterday?" He says
"I lost them". Almost likes he was eating them because there " lost" every day
Globgus by Mistaken Mystery November 5, 2020
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