Definitions by zaza_goblin

glorpus 

an item you would use to shplinke your dingumpf after committing arson. typically used against people of color(I'm talking about blacks).

"Hey bro don't forget to shplinke your dingumpf with your glorpus before your wetsminshk fucking explodes."

glorpus by zaza_goblin February 23, 2023