Glorpulon 

A small species of crab indiginous to the Glorpula Islands. Lives in holes it digs in the red beaches of Glorpula. Hibernates in winter, diet consists of mostly human flesh and its own excrements. The Glorpula Islands are located in southern Qatar.

Oh no! It appears that Grand-ma ma was eaten alive by a Glorpulon!

Glorpulon by Russell Cunts May 30, 2006

Glorbulant 

Describing a shape like a very round, fat sphere or pear, usually in regards to a person or animal. Generally derived from the words globe and orb, and similar to corpulent.

"That cat is so glorbulant... It must weigh nearly 30 lbs."

Glorbulant by Caperlily December 31, 2016

Glorbulon 

Glorbulon houses many Glorbulonians of the extraterrestrial kind, the Glorbulonian species is often green in shade with antennae and depending on the area they may have fur. Glorbulon is a bit twisted in terms of marriage. Don't talk about it. I mean it stop fucking asking.

"Let's go to Glorbulon this summer!"
"Darlin' Glorbulon is cold this month are you sure we should stay 'ere?"

Glorbulon by Glorbus June 8, 2024

glorpulus 

The opposite of a floob.

"I heard James isnt even a floob. They say hes a glorpulus in disguise.."

glorpulus by cupterrius September 21, 2024

Glorpulis 

A select few individual who enjoy glorps and all kinds of gloops. They go through years of training to get their “Glorpulis card.”

It is me… The master Glorpulis. Bow down and behold my ultimate glorpy shlorpness.

Glorpulis by Coolguy281629 January 23, 2025