Glorpulis 

A select few individual who enjoy glorps and all kinds of gloops. They go through years of training to get their “Glorpulis card.”

It is me… The master Glorpulis. Bow down and behold my ultimate glorpy shlorpness.

Glorpulis by Coolguy281629 January 23, 2025

Globulist

A person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles

The Globulist supplied the bubbles to the Spirit Level maker

Globulist by DocBob February 24, 2013

Glorpulon 

A small species of crab indiginous to the Glorpula Islands. Lives in holes it digs in the red beaches of Glorpula. Hibernates in winter, diet consists of mostly human flesh and its own excrements. The Glorpula Islands are located in southern Qatar.

Oh no! It appears that Grand-ma ma was eaten alive by a Glorpulon!

Glorpulon by Russell Cunts May 30, 2006

Globulism

An art movement that is defined by a technique of painting in which small, rounded globs of paint are applied in a pattern to create a unified three-dimensional image.

Have you heard of the Globulism art movement? The artwork is riveting!

Globulism by Vest, Founder of Globulism May 31, 2019

Globulism

Progressive advancement over globalism.

I have progressed from globalism to globulism.

Globulism by Globulist September 21, 2019

glorpulus 

The opposite of a floob.

"I heard James isnt even a floob. They say hes a glorpulus in disguise.."

glorpulus by cupterrius September 21, 2024

glopulis 

when ur shmoingus is showing to a hemopilon

dude your glopulis is showing

glopulis by glopuli January 6, 2025