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Glorpus

a planet around 67 light years away from earth
"now, let's learn about glorpus today."
by BLOOKSIE October 1, 2025
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glorpus

an item you would use to shplinke your dingumpf after committing arson. typically used against people of color(I'm talking about blacks).
"Hey bro don't forget to shplinke your dingumpf with your glorpus before your wetsminshk fucking explodes."
by zaza_goblin February 23, 2023
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