an item you would use to shplinke your dingumpf after committing arson. typically used against people of color(I'm talking about blacks).
"Hey bro don't forget to shplinke your dingumpf with your glorpus before your wetsminshk fucking explodes."
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A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.
Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.
by joseph blough October 26, 2022
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by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020
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by curlyjfoster September 9, 2009
Get the Gorpus mug.A small species of crab indiginous to the Glorpula Islands. Lives in holes it digs in the red beaches of Glorpula. Hibernates in winter, diet consists of mostly human flesh and its own excrements. The Glorpula Islands are located in southern Qatar.
Oh no! It appears that Grand-ma ma was eaten alive by a Glorpulon!
by Russell Cunts May 30, 2006
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