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A very wise superior being
The ancient Glorbus came to Earth to illuminate it’s lesser beings.
Glorbus by Bubbly Glorbus April 16, 2020

glimbo glorbus 

A silly little blue alien boy on the planet of Azulia
Person 1: "Hey, I heard you were a glimbo glorbus in disguise."
Person 2: *eyes dilate and human skin starts peeling off, showing the true azulian blueness they really are* "What makes you think that?"

Gloria and Glorius 

The two old parrots in the zoo, who have never left each other's side since day 1. They conjoin knuckles and always huddle together in pairs. When one is near, the other is happy. When one is gone, the other is depressed. Let's hope no one dies.
"Gloria and Glorius are the perfect old, married couple!"
"That couple over there looks like a Gloria and Glorius!"
means that you are an idiot and you deserve to get bunged all over your booce
"You're such a f**king GLORBUS!!"
glorbus by Artilyzer October 18, 2017

glorpusblorpus 

There’s glorpusBlorpus being stupid again
a cow that's been abducted by aliens. occurs most often in the early morning, when the aliens need milk for their cereal. usually the cow (now a glorgus) is returned after breakfast.
farmer: oh no! bessie's gone missing! well... i guess she's a glorgus now.
glorgus by doctorglorgusphd February 4, 2023