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When a fed is trying to bait you on the internet, he is looking for a glowjob, when he fails, it becomes a sloppy glowjob

(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)
Yoooo, I saw an obvious sloppy glowjob on 4chan last night, keep an eye out for glowies, they’ll get you like they did terry davis!
Glowjob by Actual Russian Bot March 23, 2022
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adj. meaning: savory, flavorful, or mouth-watering (Chinese cookery)
"Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultural."
glonous by BennyHinn January 20, 2008
Consisting of, or typified by, elements of one culture transplanted into another, usually diluted or bastardized in the process. Derives from the misspelled slogan printed on a popular brand of chopsticks in American Chinese restaurants: "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous sic history. and cultual sic."
Panda Express is tasty, but it's only a glonous version of real Chinese food.

The operetta, while ostensibly being set in feudal Japan, presents only a glonous distortion of Japanese culture.
glonous by Fleet Pete December 9, 2008
Defined by a having a significant amount of glone, such as the history and cultual of China
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
and cultual.
glonous by 2.2 January 21, 2009
A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.
Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.

Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.

I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.
Glojob by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011
If you don't feel like looking for a car online, Glondoor is the guy you get to fight the used-car dealers in a stone-circle death match to make sure you don't get ripped off.
I was going to pay $6000 for a lemon at that dealership until Glondoor ripped the guy's face off. Boy was I relieved.
glondoor by Aqua_Mann March 23, 2008