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by random little lizard May 16, 2017
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(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)
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Yoooo, I saw an obvious sloppy glowjob on 4chan last night, keep an eye out for glowies, they’ll get you like they did terry davis!
by Actual Russian Bot March 23, 2022
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A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.
Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.
Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.
I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.
Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.
I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.
by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011
Get the Glojob mug.1. A feeling of intense satisfaction brought about by gluttony.
2. The look on a dog's face when it sticks its head out of a moving car window and its tongue flaps in the wind in a glorious manner.
2. The look on a dog's face when it sticks its head out of a moving car window and its tongue flaps in the wind in a glorious manner.
1. I ate the entire cake, and I feel absolutely glomjorious!
2. That dog looks totally glomjorious.
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2. That dog looks totally glomjorious.
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by eggbig June 6, 2014
Get the glomjorious mug.A simple blow job (in any enviroment perferably public) while wearing a glow necklace around the shaft of your penis.
Jesse: Hey Steve, did you see that glowjob I got at the Fourth of July fireworks yesterday?
Steve: Yeah, I could see it across the whole field!
Steve: Yeah, I could see it across the whole field!
by Wet Ones October 22, 2008
Get the Glowjob mug.A glowjob occurs in an environment lighted by a blacklight bulb. Whenever a person is giving traditional blowjob and jizz on their face glows, it is considered a glowjob.
Person 1: DOOOD I WAS GIVING HEAD UNDER A BLACKLIGHT AND THE JIZZ GLOWED!
Person 2: glowjobs = way of life
Person 2: glowjobs = way of life
by Jawn Prieto September 20, 2006
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