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Glomjob absolute GOAT. Glomjob is good, and fast at soccer. everyone loves glomjob. He is also know as goofy, and a hilarious guy. On hisfree time he plays soccer and plays with his children, little Gjobs. People refer to glomjob as GJ. He is know for his relaxed vibe. He is the true #1.

You wish you were as cool as glomjob.

glomjob by random little lizard May 16, 2017

Words you can keep

Glowjob

When a fed is trying to bait you on the internet, he is looking for a glowjob, when he fails, it becomes a sloppy glowjob

(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)

Yoooo, I saw an obvious sloppy glowjob on 4chan last night, keep an eye out for glowies, they’ll get you like they did terry davis!

Glowjob by Actual Russian Bot March 23, 2022

Related Words

glomjob • glowjob • Glojob • glomjorious • golden glowjob • glob job

Glojob

A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.

Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.

Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.

I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.

Glojob by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011

glomjorious

1. A feeling of intense satisfaction brought about by gluttony.

2. The look on a dog's face when it sticks its head out of a moving car window and its tongue flaps in the wind in a glorious manner.

1. I ate the entire cake, and I feel absolutely glomjorious!

2. That dog looks totally glomjorious.

Credit to /u/desmodaeus, /u/RamsesThePigeon, and /u/ConstantlySlippery of Reddit.

glomjorious by eggbig June 6, 2014

Glowjob

A simple blow job (in any enviroment perferably public) while wearing a glow necklace around the shaft of your penis.

Jesse: Hey Steve, did you see that glowjob I got at the Fourth of July fireworks yesterday?
Steve: Yeah, I could see it across the whole field!

Glowjob by Wet Ones October 22, 2008

Glowjob

A glowjob occurs in an environment lighted by a blacklight bulb. Whenever a person is giving traditional blowjob and jizz on their face glows, it is considered a glowjob.

Person 1: DOOOD I WAS GIVING HEAD UNDER A BLACKLIGHT AND THE JIZZ GLOWED!
Person 2: glowjobs = way of life

Glowjob by Jawn Prieto September 20, 2006

golden glowjob

A combination of a golden shower and a blowjob.

Guy one: Gave my girlfriend a wicked golden glowjob
Guy two: Isn't that from Skyrim?

golden glowjob by memetery1 November 26, 2016

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026