glomjob 

Glomjob absolute GOAT. Glomjob is good, and fast at soccer. everyone loves glomjob. He is also know as goofy, and a hilarious guy. On hisfree time he plays soccer and plays with his children, little Gjobs. People refer to glomjob as GJ. He is know for his relaxed vibe. He is the true #1.

You wish you were as cool as glomjob.

glomjob by random little lizard May 16, 2017

Glowjob 

When a fed is trying to bait you on the internet, he is looking for a glowjob, when he fails, it becomes a sloppy glowjob

(Is a combination of blowjob and glownigger, thus glowjob is born)

Yoooo, I saw an obvious sloppy glowjob on 4chan last night, keep an eye out for glowies, they’ll get you like they did terry davis!

Glowjob by Actual Russian Bot March 23, 2022

Glojob

A sexual act where a female gives a blow job to a male while the male is watching an episode of the hit TV show Glee. The purpose of the blowjob is to make the situation more hetero after man points are lost from watching Glee.

Trevor realized he could comfortably watch Glee as long as Jenny gave him glojobs.

Rachel Berry would probably give a tremendous glojob.

I ain't no queer - I have glojobs for breakfast.

Glojob by RyderBanksy May 17, 2011

glomjorious 

1. A feeling of intense satisfaction brought about by gluttony.

2. The look on a dog's face when it sticks its head out of a moving car window and its tongue flaps in the wind in a glorious manner.

1. I ate the entire cake, and I feel absolutely glomjorious!

2. That dog looks totally glomjorious.

Credit to /u/desmodaeus, /u/RamsesThePigeon, and /u/ConstantlySlippery of Reddit.

glomjorious by eggbig June 6, 2014

Glowjob 

A simple blow job (in any enviroment perferably public) while wearing a glow necklace around the shaft of your penis.

Jesse: Hey Steve, did you see that glowjob I got at the Fourth of July fireworks yesterday?
Steve: Yeah, I could see it across the whole field!

Glowjob by Wet Ones October 22, 2008

Glowjob 

A glowjob occurs in an environment lighted by a blacklight bulb. Whenever a person is giving traditional blowjob and jizz on their face glows, it is considered a glowjob.

Person 1: DOOOD I WAS GIVING HEAD UNDER A BLACKLIGHT AND THE JIZZ GLOWED!
Person 2: glowjobs = way of life

Glowjob by Jawn Prieto September 20, 2006

golden glowjob

A combination of a golden shower and a blowjob.

Guy one: Gave my girlfriend a wicked golden glowjob
Guy two: Isn't that from Skyrim?

golden glowjob by memetery1 November 26, 2016