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glonous
Consisting of, or typified by, elements of one culture transplanted into another, usually diluted or bastardized in the process. Derives from the misspelled slogan printed on a popular brand of chopsticks in American Chinese restaurants: "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous sic history. and cultual sic."
Panda Express is tasty, but it's only a glonous version of real Chinese food.
The operetta, while ostensibly being set in feudal Japan, presents only a glonous distortion of Japanese culture.
The operetta, while ostensibly being set in feudal Japan, presents only a glonous distortion of Japanese culture.
glonous by Fleet Pete December 9, 2008
Glonous
A misspelling of the word "glorious" printed on some chopstick wrappers from chinese food resturants. It is also sometimes used as a word that sounds dirty but isn't.
...please try your nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history....
guy 1: What do you have there?
guy 2: a glonous
guy 1: .......
guy 1: What do you have there?
guy 2: a glonous
guy 1: .......
Glonous by super glonous April 12, 2011
glonous
glonous - despicable, horrible
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