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A goonjob is when your getting a handjob from your daughters boyfriend, and he is gooning and when he is done he ejaculates into your tip.
Dude you gotta get yourself a goonjob!
Bro I gotta stop talking to you Landon
Goonjob by Gooner5234 April 16, 2024

goonmobile 

cheap, dumpy, usually red car that goons ride in all day long till the wheels fall off--not once do they think about high gas prices; they just think about getting high...
Yeah, here comes the goonmobile...its been following me everywhere...DAMN!!
goonmobile by BoomBoomRoom June 27, 2008

Goodjobber 

A person (usually a boss) who always says "good job" instead of giving raises.
My punk ass boss is such a goodjobber. He tells me I do a good job all the time but I'm still making minimum wage.
Goodjobber by MrSmileyTat2 May 16, 2019
(ɡo͞o jäb) Term to describe viciously wet fellatio. The act may involve a gelatinous substance used as a lubricant. aka: gooey j.
Shawty gave me a syrup goojob at Denny's yesterday.
Goojob by JJBasic September 18, 2023

Goodjobber 

An employee that's eager to suck the Bosses' dick. She will also blow and fuck everyone else at work.
Vanessa is a goodjobber. She sucked my dick and I fucked her in the ass, but she sucked and fucked everyone.
Goodjobber by Workbanger September 6, 2017
{goon • dawb} someone who does something dumb, silly, or bothersome; used as a filler word/playful insult.

Invented by Ronnie C.
Person A does something dumb, silly, or bothersome.

Person B, “stop being a goondob”

Person C mentions something dumb person A did at the party.

Others reply, “What a goondob”
goondob by Bettermeyousee May 5, 2022
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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