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A goonjob is when your getting a handjob from your daughters boyfriend, and he is gooning and when he is done he ejaculates into your tip.
Dude you gotta get yourself a goonjob!
Bro I gotta stop talking to you Landon
Goonjob by Gooner5234 April 16, 2024

goonmobile 

cheap, dumpy, usually red car that goons ride in all day long till the wheels fall off--not once do they think about high gas prices; they just think about getting high...
Yeah, here comes the goonmobile...its been following me everywhere...DAMN!!
goonmobile by BoomBoomRoom June 27, 2008

Goodjobber 

A person (usually a boss) who always says "good job" instead of giving raises.
My punk ass boss is such a goodjobber. He tells me I do a good job all the time but I'm still making minimum wage.
Goodjobber by MrSmileyTat2 May 16, 2019
(ɡo͞o jäb) Term to describe viciously wet fellatio. The act may involve a gelatinous substance used as a lubricant. aka: gooey j.
Shawty gave me a syrup goojob at Denny's yesterday.
Goojob by JJBasic September 18, 2023

Goodjobber 

An employee that's eager to suck the Bosses' dick. She will also blow and fuck everyone else at work.
Vanessa is a goodjobber. She sucked my dick and I fucked her in the ass, but she sucked and fucked everyone.
Goodjobber by Workbanger September 6, 2017
{goondawb} someone who does something dumb, silly, or bothersome; used as a filler word/playful insult.

Invented by Ronnie C.
Person A does something dumb, silly, or bothersome.

Person B, “stop being a goondob”

Person C mentions something dumb person A did at the party.

Others reply, “What a goondob”
goondob by Bettermeyousee May 5, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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