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glogging 

the act of telling a story repeatedly in an attempt to be funny.
George: One time, when i was in 1st grade, i walked in on Fred taking a crap.

Rasheed: George, stop glogging it's extremely annoying.

George: Sorry.
glogging by fookyahmaurice August 18, 2010
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Glogging 

I wore my tuxedo while glogging in the woods.
Glogging by Bingo Wings April 10, 2016
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Glogging 

The act of cumming on a girl forehead and scooping it up with a spoon and feeding it to her with a act of determination.
Hey dude what did you and Jessica do last night?
Man it was awesome, we went to a movie and capped the night off with some glogging.
Glogging by Psemenator June 28, 2024

Glugging 

Shelving a bottle of stones Original ginger wine while in the hand stand position and doing push-ups and glugging the whole bottle with your ass hole
Hey did you guys see that Shepard glugging the bottle of stones down the beach today
Glugging by Fuckstick May 4, 2020

glugging 

The sound of liquid pouring out of a spout
The bottle of vodka was glugging as it poured into my shot glass.
glugging by MannyS May 30, 2016
To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".
"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."
glonging by maranathasoon August 21, 2019

grogging 

Any other podcast sucks unless you're sitting down with them and grogging.
grogging by Ludvig Nobel May 7, 2019
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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