glongongo 

A person with a very loose butthole

that man is a glongongo.

glongongo by BGpaqu691 June 29, 2022

glonging

To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.

A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.

Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".

"Hey, lady! Will you puh-leese stop glonging back into your seat? You're hurting my knees."

glonging by maranathasoon August 21, 2019

gongong 

A person lacking intelligence, creativity and personality. Usually a person named after a plant or animal.

He is such a gongong! How could I have ever loved him?

gongong by snowflakesfalling February 12, 2017

Gorgongola 

Gorgongola is a mysterious sexual transmitted disease often obtained by drinking the seminal fluids of primates throughout south America.

It is known to cause tummy aches and the uncontrollable use of the world "spaghett!" when describing everything.

"i got gorgongola for drinking that pimates seminal fluid"

"i have spahetti and meat balls gorgongola"

"your mom has gorgongola"

Gorgongola by Sir Silly Garmets January 15, 2009

Gongango 

A gongango is an apple that you let sit in a bowl of ketchup for 5 days, then cook.

sorry that I was unable to attend your grandmother's funeral, but I was busy making a fresh gongango

Gongango by HappyMealPlays July 1, 2022

gongongahaffa 

Gongongahaffa (guhn-guhn-gah-haf-fah):

"You are going to have to".

Gongongahaffa is almost always followed by a verb/noun pair. This v/n pair will often exhibit the same compressed quality that Gongongahaffa exhibits. The single most popular gongongahaffa expression is: Gongonahaffa-eepoo or "You are going to have to eat poo," which is used to convey "You're fucked now!" to someone who has gotten themselves into a bad situation:

Ooooh! You shouldn't have done that. Now gongongahaffa-eepoo.

There is sometimes confusion about why this word is not "gongahaffa" which might seem to make more sense. The answer lies in the word's origins. The word comes from a song by a musical artist named "mr strauss":

"You're gongongahaffa eat poo, yeah that's what you're gongahaffa do, yeah now gongongahaffa, yeah now gongongahaffa, yeah now gongongahaffa eat poo."

Note that the short form, "gongahaffa" does occur once in the song. This short form, however, is considered deprecated. It is no longer in common use.

Gongongahaffa, in some communities, can be preceeded with "You're." Despite the obvious redundancy of doing so, it is considered technically correct, albeit a little strange, to do so.

(You're) gongongahaffa eepoo (eat poo).

gongongahaffa by vox monitor July 18, 2005

Gorgongoleous 

This word means "prone to obesity." It is a word that can be used as an adjective to describe a fast-food consumer.

A person who is gorgongoleous tends to stay away from healthy food and anything that is good for the human body to eat, and tends to consume fats, oils, and greases. This person tends to eat continuously and gain weight, but when noticed, does not care and continues to eat.

Girl: "I can't believe that girl eats McDonald's like 24/7."
Guy: "Well when you're gorgongoleous, you can't help it."

Obesity Fast food Fat Huge

Gorgongoleous by Ritalove November 13, 2011