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glonging
To collapse into your seat at the theater thereby hitting the knees of the unfortunate person behind you.
A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.
Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".
A dangerous practice that might cause you to be sued for personal injury.
Pronounced with a soft "g" in the middle, as in "plunging", "lounging", "fringed" and "margin".
glonging by maranathasoon August 21, 2019
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glongongo • glogogobal • GLOMONGONUS • glonging • Glongortonious • Gongango • gongong • gongongahaffa • gongontous • Gorgongola
gongong
A person lacking intelligence, creativity and personality. Usually a person named after a plant or animal.
gongong by snowflakesfalling February 12, 2017
Gorgongola
Gorgongola is a mysterious sexual transmitted disease often obtained by drinking the seminal fluids of primates throughout south America.
It is known to cause tummy aches and the uncontrollable use of the world "spaghett!" when describing everything.
It is known to cause tummy aches and the uncontrollable use of the world "spaghett!" when describing everything.
"i got gorgongola for drinking that pimates seminal fluid"
"i have spahetti and meat balls gorgongola"
"your mom has gorgongola"
"i have spahetti and meat balls gorgongola"
"your mom has gorgongola"
Gorgongola by Sir Silly Garmets January 15, 2009
Gongango
sorry that I was unable to attend your grandmother's funeral, but I was busy making a fresh gongango
Gongango by HappyMealPlays July 1, 2022
gongongahaffa
Gongongahaffa (guhn-guhn-gah-haf-fah):
"You are going to have to".
Gongongahaffa is almost always followed by a verb/noun pair. This v/n pair will often exhibit the same compressed quality that Gongongahaffa exhibits. The single most popular gongongahaffa expression is: Gongonahaffa-eepoo or "You are going to have to eat poo," which is used to convey "You're fucked now!" to someone who has gotten themselves into a bad situation:
Ooooh! You shouldn't have done that. Now gongongahaffa-eepoo.
There is sometimes confusion about why this word is not "gongahaffa" which might seem to make more sense. The answer lies in the word's origins. The word comes from a song by a musical artist named "mr strauss":
"You're gongongahaffa eat poo, yeah that's what you're gongahaffa do, yeah now gongongahaffa, yeah now gongongahaffa, yeah now gongongahaffa eat poo."
Note that the short form, "gongahaffa" does occur once in the song. This short form, however, is considered deprecated. It is no longer in common use.
Gongongahaffa, in some communities, can be preceeded with "You're." Despite the obvious redundancy of doing so, it is considered technically correct, albeit a little strange, to do so.
"You are going to have to".
Gongongahaffa is almost always followed by a verb/noun pair. This v/n pair will often exhibit the same compressed quality that Gongongahaffa exhibits. The single most popular gongongahaffa expression is: Gongonahaffa-eepoo or "You are going to have to eat poo," which is used to convey "You're fucked now!" to someone who has gotten themselves into a bad situation:
Ooooh! You shouldn't have done that. Now gongongahaffa-eepoo.
There is sometimes confusion about why this word is not "gongahaffa" which might seem to make more sense. The answer lies in the word's origins. The word comes from a song by a musical artist named "mr strauss":
"You're gongongahaffa eat poo, yeah that's what you're gongahaffa do, yeah now gongongahaffa, yeah now gongongahaffa, yeah now gongongahaffa eat poo."
Note that the short form, "gongahaffa" does occur once in the song. This short form, however, is considered deprecated. It is no longer in common use.
Gongongahaffa, in some communities, can be preceeded with "You're." Despite the obvious redundancy of doing so, it is considered technically correct, albeit a little strange, to do so.
gongongahaffa by vox monitor July 18, 2005
Gorgongoleous
This word means "prone to obesity." It is a word that can be used as an adjective to describe a fast-food consumer.
A person who is gorgongoleous tends to stay away from healthy food and anything that is good for the human body to eat, and tends to consume fats, oils, and greases. This person tends to eat continuously and gain weight, but when noticed, does not care and continues to eat.
A person who is gorgongoleous tends to stay away from healthy food and anything that is good for the human body to eat, and tends to consume fats, oils, and greases. This person tends to eat continuously and gain weight, but when noticed, does not care and continues to eat.
Girl: "I can't believe that girl eats McDonald's like 24/7."
Guy: "Well when you're gorgongoleous, you can't help it."
Obesity Fast food Fat Huge
Guy: "Well when you're gorgongoleous, you can't help it."
Obesity Fast food Fat Huge
Gorgongoleous by Ritalove November 13, 2011
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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