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he who enters the realm feels the wrath of xavier as he extends his lower hand in triumph of the maphistos victory. Touch noig on this gllorious day and experience in tha as he acts like a young badger should, hiding amongst the burrows and acting like a badger burns.
hey you wanna come out to the bar tonight?
no sorry, i already said i would gloig it with miles.
gloig by Ludastve February 7, 2008
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Globglogabgalab 

A strange flabby man on YouTube who I have a gay fetish for for some insane reason my body won't tell me.
(Intro) I'm the Globglogabgalab I love books And this basement is a true treasure trove
(Chorus) I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
(Bridge)Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid Simply delicious Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha
(Chorus])I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab.
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naturally beautiful, glorious in every way...strong, loyal, independent, dignifying, intelligent
can be insensitive at times, but is very loving

derived from the french origin meaning "glory"
She is such a Gloire.
Gloire by g.9 March 22, 2017

Globglogabgalab 

The yeast of thoughts and minds. Often noted for his very advanced vocabulary and love for books. He can be seen in his natural habitat of a basement full of books. When observed for long enough, you may view him inserting himself into and emerging from books he happens to own. His appearance is reflective of his lifestyle as he is nothing more than a blob of dough.
Intro
I'm the Globglogabgalab
I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Bridge
Oooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ooooohm, ha haa ha ha

globglogabgalabism 

To follow a flabby naked monster that you somehow came across of on youtube and dedicate your soul and budy to him.
Hey Jill guess what?

What?

I am now a part of the globglogabgalabism religion!!!

Wow! Good for you!

pour la gloire 

It's simply another term for saying, 'Fuck it.' It is a French phrase that means 'for glory.' It can be used to peer pressure someone into chugging a beer, punching someone, talking to a girl, or virtually anything. Who doesn't want to do something 'for glory'? The best way to use it is to yell it before you do what you were pressured into. Example: (right before the beer chug) "POUR LA GLOOOOOIRE!!"
(driving)
Dude I: Dude, we scored some killer dope.

Dude II: Yeah, man... this shit is dank-a-licious.

Dude I: Shit! We're getting pulled over. Hurry up, and eat the bud, man!! Pour la gloire.

Dude II: POUR LA GLOOOOOOIRE!! (chokes, dies)
pour la gloire by Keef Moon December 18, 2009
The act of two people gettin nude in a bath tub together while playing monopoly
Hey wanna gliger uncensored tonight?
gliger by ImBae March 28, 2015
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