gloid

An idiotic or imbecelic person. ie a moron.

I can't beleive Scott stays with that bitch; he's such a gloid.

Possible root: Mongoloid (Offensive) A person affected with Down syndrome.

by Lingus the Cunning August 24, 2006

gloid

person who only has one testicle

my girlfriend was acting suspicious when i looked up her skirt and saw she was a gloid

by B Dug and T Kel []D[][]V[]{}D S May 16, 2004

gloid

severely wasted, destroyed, demolished, fucked up, pilled out, blacked out.
noun, gloid.
adjective, gloided.

Sally Sue was a gloid last night. She ate 4 double-bars, drank 10 jager-bombs, got donkey-punched, lost her car keys, and urinated in the closet. Damn!!! She was GLOIDED.

by Chagi Mogo February 01, 2005

gloid

a gloid is a person who has only one testical

my gym teachers nuts hung out of his shorts and i saw that he was a gloid

by TK> big pimp May 03, 2004

Gloid

For the swedish tobacco product called snus.

Exemple 1:

Person 1: Can i get a gloid?

Person 2: Yes here you have, have a nice day.

by Slinky389 March 26, 2022

Gloid

A girl with "tricking" ways.

A female who acts as if she has no respect for herself, similar to a ho

A female who is plain and simple, easy.

Two types of gloids, a good gloid, or a bad gloid, a good gloid is an attractive gloid but still holds those traits listed above. Whereas a bad gloid is not attractive and still holds those negative characteristics listed above.

Example 1:

Person 1: Bruhh I went to the club last night and all the gloids were on my dick.

Person 2: Were they good gloids or bad?

Person 1: I like to switch up my game, i did a combination of both xD

Person 2: ... Smh

Example 2:

Person 1: I got some play last night bro.

Person 2: Lets be honest was she a gloid?

Person 1: Idk is your sister a gloid?

Person 2: .... Tried.

by Legitkid09 September 04, 2010

Gloid

Tall person that is derpy, stupid, and uncoordinated.

That Tyler Peot kid is such a gloid

by jacemannnnnnn April 18, 2017