globolt

Having a penchance for clapped females

Boy 1: dude. I'm really feeling Kelly at the moment
Boy 2: mate she's butters, you're such a globolt

by Kush&Kane February 20, 2014

globollocks

Breathless and/or mendacious "Globalization" pieces from neoliberal commentators. A lot of pop economics insists that increased trade in services, intellectual property, and equities will solve every significant problem.

The American Enterprise Institute (AEI) is always good for a large steaming helping of globollocks.

by Abu Yahya September 28, 2008

globot

person who is so focused on their iPhone/pda that they are not paying attention to the world around them. Derived by combinating GLO from "glowing rectangles" (i.e. iPhones, laptops, etc) and BOT from robot

That globot walked right into me. Weren't they watching where they were going.

by ABS_St_Louis March 5, 2011

globotomy

from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.

Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.

by Mike February 23, 2008

globaltile

i cool guy who cares for his friends. he is SUPER FUNNY, VERY COOL and MAKES VIDEOS FOR YOUTUBE IN HIS ROOM!!! he also loves games and plays outdoors. over all he so cool, awesome, likes his friends and likes games

do you watch globaltile? yes he is so cool

by globaltilelikesstarwars October 16, 2020

globolgo

An action verb. The noise a bug makes for its mating call, especially for Pixar characters such as woody the cowboy from toy story.

“Globolgo, ANDY’S COMING!”

by susspolice August 23, 2021

globolaria

A magical disease that causes dark powers to the victim and involves magic dust

She's totally going to go Globolaria on your ass.

by Sason January 16, 2008