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globollocks 

Breathless and/or mendacious "Globalization" pieces from neoliberal commentators. A lot of pop economics insists that increased trade in services, intellectual property, and equities will solve every significant problem.
The American Enterprise Institute (AEI) is always good for a large steaming helping of globollocks.
globollocks by Abu Yahya September 28, 2008
person who is so focused on their iPhone/pda that they are not paying attention to the world around them. Derived by combinating GLO from "glowing rectangles" (i.e. iPhones, laptops, etc) and BOT from robot
That globot walked right into me. Weren't they watching where they were going.
globot by ABS_St_Louis March 5, 2011

globotomy 

from globe + lobotomy: violent dissection of the globe,
aggressive solutions to the existing world problems.
Kosovo's independence may lead to globotomy with staggering consequences of tearing the world apart.
globotomy by Mike February 23, 2008

globaltile 

i cool guy who cares for his friends. he is SUPER FUNNY, VERY COOL and MAKES VIDEOS FOR YOUTUBE IN HIS ROOM!!! he also loves games and plays outdoors. over all he so cool, awesome, likes his friends and likes games
do you watch globaltile? yes he is so cool

globolgo 

An action verb. The noise a bug makes for its mating call, especially for Pixar characters such as woody the cowboy from toy story.
“Globolgo, ANDYS COMING!”
globolgo by susspolice August 23, 2021

globolaria 

A magical disease that causes dark powers to the victim and involves magic dust
She's totally going to go Globolaria on your ass.
globolaria by Sason January 16, 2008