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globaltron 

Leader of the best rust clan in the world , curtis has a huge cock and keeps denying were a zerg.
u got globaltrond
globaltron by PartyOG June 21, 2017
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globaltron 

a guy names curtis leader of the best rust clan ever called u4n
u got globaltrond
globaltron by PartyOG June 22, 2017

goobatron 

A real idiot who fails every thing that is atempted. And stangley enjoys the mockery that comes with being a Grade A goobatron!
Hey goobatron way to fuck up! Again!
goobatron by Tink September 8, 2003

Goobatronic 

To be a goobatron. The ability to be an absolute stupid moron yet still complete tasks successfully.
Hey Brian, you're looking a bit goobatronic today!
Goobatronic by bnuggat December 9, 2010

goobatron 

The purest of geeks in a technical form. Consistently pestering and spreading rumors. Finicky and gets hurt when things don't go their way.
That guy is a real goobatron.
goobatron by Jeremy April 26, 2004

goobatron 

A real bloody idiot who takes pride in failing and strangly some how enjoys coming last in every thing that he/she does!
hey u goobatron way to fuck up again!
goobatron by Tink September 8, 2003

globalcrossing 

Wow i lost all my stock in globalcrossing.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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