globlett 

a turd wider than it is long, usually takes a long time to shit out and not impressive when the releasor views between his legs to see the tiny crap that took an hour to plop in the bowl.

Sorry I missed the wedding, I had to pass a globlett in my little sisters bathroom.

globlett by shane March 29, 2004

Goblette 

A girl Goblin.

Happy Halloween to all you Goblins and Goblettes!

Goblette by Kristian Pulz March 1, 2009

Globlet 

Amount:
A blob/small serving of a viscous liquid, such as jam (jelly if you're American), cream, or any dipping sauce.

Insult:
Someone/something that is considered to have a brain made of any of the aforementioned viscous liquids.

"Just a globlet of sour chive dip please"

"JAMIE YOU ARE SO DENSE YOU GLOBLET BRAINED FOOL!!"

Globlet by xOwlyx April 3, 2017

globlet 

a glob of butter sour cream or any other ingredeint larger than a spoon full but less than half a cup

How much sour cream do you want on your potato?

Just a globlet.

globlet by angry elf 24 May 23, 2011