globlett 

a turd wider than it is long, usually takes a long time to shit out and not impressive when the releasor views between his legs to see the tiny crap that took an hour to plop in the bowl.

Sorry I missed the wedding, I had to pass a globlett in my little sisters bathroom.

globlett by shane March 29, 2004

Goblette 

A girl Goblin.

Happy Halloween to all you Goblins and Goblettes!

Goblette by Kristian Pulz March 1, 2009

Globlet 

Amount:
A blob/small serving of a viscous liquid, such as jam (jelly if you're American), cream, or any dipping sauce.

Insult:
Someone/something that is considered to have a brain made of any of the aforementioned viscous liquids.

"Just a globlet of sour chive dip please"

"JAMIE YOU ARE SO DENSE YOU GLOBLET BRAINED FOOL!!"

Globlet by xOwlyx April 3, 2017

globlet 

a glob of butter sour cream or any other ingredeint larger than a spoon full but less than half a cup

How much sour cream do you want on your potato?

Just a globlet.

globlet by angry elf 24 May 23, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019