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A character from Pee-wee's Playhouse. Globey was a talking Globe with eyes, a rather large nose, a toothless mouth, two arms and no legs. He spoke with a French accent and often helped Pee-wee out with "worldly" information, such as foreign languages and geography.
Globey: And that's how you play the Geography Game!
globey by Jack Tobin October 13, 2007
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One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Also a synonym for assclown.

see assclown
This guy really thought he knew USC football, but he was a fraud and just turned out to be my mechanic at the Jify Lube. What a globey
globey by Maximus Dogimus September 7, 2007
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Globeyy

Definition- One male or female character being a Debby downer and ruining the mood for others
Ben stop being a Globeyy it's only 8pm
Globey by chels.poidy December 26, 2024

Harlem Globetrotters 

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.
My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!

Gelatine Globes 

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

Globed Up 

It means to grow up, or to mature. This term was first created in 2018 by UAG GEO, also now known as GE🌎 or The Goolest.
“I Globed Up, I remember when I was a jit.
Globed Up by Gen Gx October 11, 2022

Globeanese 

Globeanese is a language that was created by GE🌎. The group UAG uses different slang like, “gool”, “no gap”, & “what’s grackin?”
I’m bilingual, my first language is Globeanese.
Globeanese by Gen Gx October 11, 2022