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A character from Pee-wee's Playhouse. Globey was a talking Globe with eyes, a rather large nose, a toothless mouth, two arms and no legs. He spoke with a French accent and often helped Pee-wee out with "worldly" information, such as foreign languages and geography.
Globey: And that's how you play the Geography Game!
globey by Jack Tobin October 13, 2007
Words you can keep
One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Also a synonym for assclown.

see assclown
This guy really thought he knew USC football, but he was a fraud and just turned out to be my mechanic at the Jify Lube. What a globey
globey by Maximus Dogimus September 7, 2007
Related Words
Globeyy

Definition- One male or female character being a Debby downer and ruining the mood for others
Ben stop being a Globeyy it's only 8pm
Globey by chels.poidy December 26, 2024

Harlem Globetrotters 

A Very Famous group of absolutely fantastic basketball players who did amazing tricks with a basketball! They toured & crowds loved them! I think they're still in existence today.
My Dad took us to see the Harlem Globetrotters & when they introduced them 1 by 1, each guy took like a 3' step forward! They sure put on a Great Show!

Gelatine Globes 

She has gelatine globes that one, I bet her cup runneth over

Globed Up 

It means to grow up, or to mature. This term was first created in 2018 by UAG GEO, also now known as GE๐ŸŒŽ or The Goolest.
โ€œI Globed Up, I remember when I was a jit.
Globed Up by Gen Gx October 11, 2022

Globeanese 

Globeanese is a language that was created by GE๐ŸŒŽ. The group UAG uses different slang like, โ€œgoolโ€, โ€œno gapโ€, & โ€œwhatโ€™s grackin?โ€
Iโ€™m bilingual, my first language is Globeanese.
Globeanese by Gen Gx October 11, 2022
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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