A very big item. It has a rough texture to it, and is mostly used when describing turd logs. It has the texture of a load of bread and is hefty, but floats in water. You can also use it to describe a boat.
Guy 1: I just made a huge gloathy turd in the toilet.
Guy 2: You probably clogged it!
Guy 1: I sure did
Guy 2: You probably clogged it!
Guy 1: I sure did
by Gloathy November 12, 2019