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Gloaf
Slang term used to denote farmers and hillbillies. A gloaf is described as being a moronic, idiotic, impulsive, repulsive, dimwitted, clumsy oaf of a farmer. A gloaf usually smells of manure or body odour, or a mix of the two. Typically, most gloafs are ignorant and opinionated. See also, bigot
Gloaf by Buttercup123 November 11, 2008
Gloade
A worry free man or woman that dosen't take life seriously. Never thinks about consequences of his actions. This person just does what is required and never goes beyond that.
Gloaf
Short for "GLad its Only A Fart". The fart one gives when he/she is gassy, bloated, prairie dogging and/or and stuck in any situation preventing them from using a bathroom. To release pressure one must take the chance of slightly (but carefully) relaxing the sphincter muscles in hopes that what comes out is ONLY a fart.
Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF
See: muddbutt
Note: if something comes out besides air...then it is no longer a successful GLOAF
See: muddbutt
So we were at the Company Employee Picnic and after eating my boss's wife's meatloaf.... I Gloafed when he was talking about my upcoming raise. How embarrassing!
gloatee
a very long goatee that that can be colored, styled, or simply stroked constantly as to draw attention to the wearer's superior goatee growing abilities.
Check out that juggallo with the beaded gloatee.