glafed 

Glafed.

Surprised

John: Dude she was so good in bed
Tim: Were you glafed?
John: Yeah dude i was so glafed

glafed by urbanwriter111 March 22, 2023

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

glazed turd by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Glazed Dick 

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

Glazed Dick by misshingo October 30, 2012

Glazed Pussy 

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals

"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"

Glazed Pussy by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020

Glazed donut 

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.

"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"

Glazed donut by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016

Glazed Helmet 

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."

Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!

Glazed Helmet by RZdonks December 29, 2009

glazed nuts 

when two men are entering a woman in the act of a three-way when the top guy pulls out and cums on the lower man's applebag.

we were tag teaming some girl last night when my buddy pulled out and gave me glazed nuts.

glazed nuts by The Gash Mangler February 12, 2009