glafed

Glafed.

Surprised

John: Dude she was so good in bed
Tim: Were you glafed?
John: Yeah dude i was so glafed

by urbanwriter111 March 22, 2023

glazed turd

A glazed turd occurs when you take a shit, then jerk off and blow your load on your turd

Bro the other day i was jerking off and i when i busted i noticed i had made a glazed turd

by ChaseM5 June 30, 2015

Glazed Dick

1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.

2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.

"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."

"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."

by misshingo October 30, 2012

Glazed Pussy

When you nut in a squeeze bottle and use it as frosting for your lover's genitals

"Man I had the best sex with my girlfriend last night. I gave her a Glazed Pussy!"

by PaleRiderr July 18, 2020

Glazed donut

It's a fucking donut with glaze on it you nasty fucks.

"Hey can I have a donut with glaze on it?"
"Do you mean a glazed donut?"

by LitnessFitness5 July 25, 2016

Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."

Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!

by RZdonks December 29, 2009

glazed nuts

when two men are entering a woman in the act of a three-way when the top guy pulls out and cums on the lower man's applebag.

we were tag teaming some girl last night when my buddy pulled out and gave me glazed nuts.

by The Gash Mangler February 12, 2009