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Glitties 

When a young lady dons glitter of any color on her breasts and/or nipples
"I got so into strippers i had my wife with Glitties"
"He's kinda weird, he's into Glitties"
"Shake those Glitties girl"
Glitties by Fluenzo April 16, 2014

glitties 

The (usually) big breasts of a woman that have been covered in massive amounts of body glitter.
Did you see the pair of glitties on her? I was practically blinded by them!
glitties by CAB1005 July 2, 2008

teasy ass gritties 

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
teasy ass gritties by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012

nittiest of all gritties 

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

Gritties 

The overwhelming feeling to destroy an adorable person/thing/animal

if you see or touch something really really cute like a puppy, and have the urge to hurt or kill it

you grit your teeth and say something like "ohhh it's just soo cute!"
Meredith had the gritties today when she saw a kitten. She gritted her teeth and said "ooooh i could just crush its skull"
Gritties by kelko October 28, 2010

Gritties 

Grandma got no gritties.
Gritties by goated son September 24, 2021
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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