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What Professer Frink from The Simpsons yells when he is either excited or upset.
Professer Frink "I could be a jedi, with the shwingggg shwingggg OH GLAIVEN"
Glaiven by Sam Telfer June 11, 2006

China Glivens 

THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better than your fave in every way
China glivens? Oh my god! She's so amazing, everyday I wish and prayto be that amazing!!
Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.
Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!
gloiven by matt October 24, 2003

unti-gleeven-glaven-gloom 

Roughly translated as Running swiftly through the forest
An inner source of near limitless energy, harnessed only by the chosen Glaiven Knights. Easily confused with the force, but much more über.
I can feel it in my inner glaiven...
glaiven by The Urban Rebel September 12, 2003
Glaiven is the greatest warrior of all time. None can stand against him. He is an emotionless killer; He knows no loyalties, one who trusts nothing. He walks the Shadowy line between light and dark. He has been called many things, from death on two legs to Lucifer’s assassin. His power knows no bounds, fear him for he is death.
As the great army charged at him, Glaiven thought to himself, "Fools. Bring it..."
Glaiven by Glaiven January 25, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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