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a word/noise, produced when a nerd is behaving in an excited manner
so i ordered the newest star wars and warhammer games they are the coolest ever and the shooting and the dying and the gleeeeeiiiven!
gleiven by thats sum funny shit September 11, 2003
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What Professer Frink from The Simpsons yells when he is either excited or upset.
Professer Frink "I could be a jedi, with the shwingggg shwingggg OH GLAIVEN"
Glaiven by Sam Telfer June 11, 2006

China Glivens 

THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better than your fave in every way
China glivens? Oh my god! She's so amazing, everyday I wish and prayto be that amazing!!
Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.
Frink: 100% chance of PAIN! PAIN in da gloiven!
gloiven by matt October 24, 2003

unti-gleeven-glaven-gloom 

Roughly translated as Running swiftly through the forest
An inner source of near limitless energy, harnessed only by the chosen Glaiven Knights. Easily confused with the force, but much more über.
I can feel it in my inner glaiven...
glaiven by The Urban Rebel September 12, 2003
Glaiven is the greatest warrior of all time. None can stand against him. He is an emotionless killer; He knows no loyalties, one who trusts nothing. He walks the Shadowy line between light and dark. He has been called many things, from death on two legs to Lucifer’s assassin. His power knows no bounds, fear him for he is death.
As the great army charged at him, Glaiven thought to himself, "Fools. Bring it..."
Glaiven by Glaiven January 25, 2004
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