glauco
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Glamcore
A style of pornography featuring model-quality actors, natural lighting, minimalist settings, and cinematic HD camerawork. Oftentimes filmed to suggest a romantic storyline, and accompanied by soft instrumental music.
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Anal Glaucoma
boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
Anal Glaucoma by kristi ashe April 26, 2005
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glucose guardian
Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors
Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian
Dave: man what?
Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money
Dave: man what?
Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money
glucose guardian by Youngmagi December 1, 2016
anal-glaucoma
I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.
I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
anal-glaucoma by Raina Thomas December 14, 2008
glamcock
glamcock by glamcock freddy January 3, 2022
Glucose Guardian
Glucose Guardian by Definite_Faller December 10, 2017
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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