glauco

Man was an epic beard that has a lot of sex with women and is excellent scuba diver

I wish i could be as badass as Glauco but ill never be better than a steve.

by Professor.Meowmix February 19, 2011

Glamcore

A style of pornography featuring model-quality actors, natural lighting, minimalist settings, and cinematic HD camerawork. Oftentimes filmed to suggest a romantic storyline, and accompanied by soft instrumental music.

Sites like X-Art, Babes, and Passion HD specialize in glamcore pornography.

by SandM August 29, 2012

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!

by kristi ashe April 26, 2005

glucose guardian

Gender neutral term for an older (but not always) individual who takes care of someone in the form of money or expensive gifts oftentimes in exchange for companionship or sexual favors

Steve: damn I'm so broke dude I need me a glucose guardian

Dave: man what?

Steve: yeah dude sugar daddy, sugar momma I don't care I just need money

by Youngmagi December 1, 2016

anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick

I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.

by Raina Thomas December 14, 2008

glamcock

glamrock Freddy's 9 inch cock

Gregory, don't look my FAZBALLS ARE OUT, YOU CAN SEE MY GLAMCOCK

by glamcock freddy January 3, 2022

Glucose Guardian

Gender neutral equivalent of Sugar Daddy.

"They're my Glucose Guardian. Su"

by Definite_Faller December 10, 2017