anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick
I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
by Raina Thomas September 04, 2007
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Anal Glaucoma

boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
by kristi ashe April 27, 2005
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anal glaucoma

when you just can't see your ass doing something...
He called in with a case of anal glaucoma--said he just couldn't see his ass getting out of bed and coming in to work.
by Sick Monkey April 25, 2006
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Anal Glaucoma

Affliction that often affects the chronically disinterested and unmotivated.
T-roy looked at the clock and made the statement to the rest of the group at the meeting, "I'm rapidly developing an affliction of anal glaucoma. I just can't see my ass sitting here listening to you folks one more minute."
by G Lo August 16, 2004
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Anal Glaucoma

You can't see your ass coming to work today.
Reason used as an excuse when a person does not want to go to work.
My co-worker claimed Anal Glaucoma. When I asked what it was, someone said, "He couldn't see his ass coming to work today."
by Colombian English Teacher October 22, 2009
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anal glaucoma

Call the Boss;
'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' you say.

'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' Boss says

'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
by gavs February 21, 2008
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anal glaucoma

too lazy to go to work
boss; why wern't you at work today?
employee: because i just couldn't see my ass coming in to work today
by hegmo March 21, 2004
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