glaucoma
glaucoma by enjoyin my prescription October 14, 2003
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glaucoma
A disease in the eye where the vessels in the back become gradually constricted prohibiting fluid to exit the eye easily.
Over time, this gradual build-up of fluid begins to cause damage to the nerves in the eye, which is irreversible.
The first signs of glaucoma are frequent headaches which become worse and more common as time goes on without treatment.
A common misconception is that the ONLY cure for Glaucoma is marijuana. Yes, that is an option, for weak hearted druggies. The COMMON way to treat glaucoma is by a series of eye drops which go into the effected eye once, or twice, a day.
Common Eye Drops to Treat Glaucoma are as followed:
Cosopt
Xalatan
Lumigan
Alphagan
Note; Glaucoma currently has no cure, it can only be controlled.
Over time, this gradual build-up of fluid begins to cause damage to the nerves in the eye, which is irreversible.
The first signs of glaucoma are frequent headaches which become worse and more common as time goes on without treatment.
A common misconception is that the ONLY cure for Glaucoma is marijuana. Yes, that is an option, for weak hearted druggies. The COMMON way to treat glaucoma is by a series of eye drops which go into the effected eye once, or twice, a day.
Common Eye Drops to Treat Glaucoma are as followed:
Cosopt
Xalatan
Lumigan
Alphagan
Note; Glaucoma currently has no cure, it can only be controlled.
Idiot Druggie ~ oh snap!1!111 u hav glaucoma?? U muss be lucki... u get all da drugs u w@nt!!11!!!1
Glaucoma Struck Lad - You idiot, don't you realize that that is simply one method in controlling glaucoma; the moronic way. Why don't you get your mind out of your drug induced world and expand your horizons. For you see, MOST people combat glaucoma with special eye drops.
Glaucoma Struck Lad - You idiot, don't you realize that that is simply one method in controlling glaucoma; the moronic way. Why don't you get your mind out of your drug induced world and expand your horizons. For you see, MOST people combat glaucoma with special eye drops.
Related Words
glaucoma test
"Now it's time for the glaucoma test, look at the little red dot"
"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"
"I see it now what"
"Keep looking...."
"SNAP!"
"OH SHIT, MY EYES JUST BLEW OUT THE BACK OF MY HEAD!"
glaucoma test by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006
glaucoma medication
some states, such as Oregon, have legalized the use of medical marijuana to treat glaucoma, which is a disease that causes blindless. so basically, pack up your piece, go to oregon, pretend you have glaucoma, and get baked on some sweet glaucoma meds.
(see also weed reefer ganga pot herb)
(see also weed reefer ganga pot herb)
Yo megan, this glaucoma is getting hard to deal with. grab your glaucoma medication, let's go to an OFG meeting and smoke a bowl.
glaucoma medication by OFGmember September 16, 2008
Glaucoma Test
Dude, I was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol' Glaucoma Test. Nearly ralphed right there.
Glaucoma Test by ABerg September 8, 2006
glaucoma of the anus
glaucoma of the anus by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017
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