Glassman

Someone who is very transparent and cannot hide anything

That dude got convicted of a crime because he was so shit at lying, he’s a right glassman

by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict February 23, 2020

Glassian

To be completely fabricated.
Per Stephen Glass.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ryan's humanitarian aid trip to Sierra Leone over the summer?
Person 2: That was glassian, man. He spent the whole time partying in Bali.

by shatteredglass2.0 November 20, 2019

Grassman

Someone who is tricked into smoking lawn clippings instead of Mary Jane(marijuana) yet believes they are high af

Person 1: "Hey Eddy, how high are you?!"

Person 2: "About 8/10"

Person 1: "You do realise you just smoked grass?"

All others present: "GRASSMAN!"

by PREDDDDDDSTERT April 13, 2015

glassmaker

Used as part of a sarcastic remark meaning "Move, I can't see though you." Because you aren't made of glass, and your father made you. He's not a glassmaker.

Alternate: "Your father wasn't a glass blower"

Hey, your daddy ain't no glassmaker! Move it, I'm watching my stories!

by msvalley February 28, 2018

Glassmen

A bad ass mother fucker.

Positive side effects include: a feeling of being 10 feet tall and bulletproof, having the body of a god, and a tan the color of outer space.

Negative side effects include: no sense of decency or discretion, a tendency to consume colossal amounts of food in a short period of time, and an addiction to water.

Normal Guy #1: Dude, have you seen Roger?!
Normal Guy #2: Yeah, now that he's a Glassmen he's a total bamf!

by Former Glassmen October 21, 2011

sexual glassment

When someone is having sex and they do it in front of a window naked as fuck

I saw sexual glassment yesterday

by Pookiejay October 21, 2017

glassmate

Your partner in drinkinking water, juice etc.

My new glassmate is Frankliene. Would you like to meet her?

by Frankline Foxxx May 4, 2010