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glass ass  

A sick clip shown on the page "glassass.com"
Putting a big jar into your ass
A:Did u see the glass ass video.
B:Yeah, it was sick.
A:I liked it...
B:Weirdo
glass ass by joonas12344321 January 27, 2009
Words you can keep

Glass Ass Bitch 

To be a weak, spineless, fragile, delicate little bitch.
I don't know, why don't you solve world hunger you glass ass bitch!

stained glass ass 

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.
No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.

janky ass glass 

The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.
Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.

Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.

Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!
janky ass glass by Realdeal420 January 23, 2010

Glass in the ass 

The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut
Susan put some "Glass in the ass" last night, My dicks still looks like it was mauled by a tiger!

glass in the ass 

erotic video. Man squats over a small glass, lowering his anus, forcing the glass into his asshole. Upon completely entering his asshole, the said glass breaks. He proceeds to pull the broken, bloody pieces out of his asshole, while the horrified viewer screams and cringes.
man, that lecture was as painful as glass in the ass.

That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.

ass-for-glass 

N.

a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth

-usually bareback.
"That Ricky bloke is a Jerk-off, he's a bottom-feeder who does ass-for-glass"
ass-for-glass by musclenugget September 11, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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