by joonas12344321 January 20, 2009
by Not-a-glass-ass-bitch July 3, 2018
by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009
The action of putting a glass mason jar on the erect penis, your partner then sits on it and clenches their asshole as hard as possible until the glass breaks and turns your dick into a poorly maintained hotdog with extra sourcraut
by Retarded Dictionary March 13, 2016
Eve: You should have done it this way.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.
Adam: If I would have had my ass glasses on, I would have seen that.
by SilleYrag February 15, 2016
erotic video. Man squats over a small glass, lowering his anus, forcing the glass into his asshole. Upon completely entering his asshole, the said glass breaks. He proceeds to pull the broken, bloody pieces out of his asshole, while the horrified viewer screams and cringes.
man, that lecture was as painful as glass in the ass.
That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.
That asshole at the bar was totally a glass in my ass.
by theguywithglassinhisass December 7, 2008
Guy 1: "What'd you do last night?"
Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."
Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"
Guy 2: "Hooked up with Kellie..."
Guy 1: "Dude... shes fugly!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but I used my ass glasses...made her look like Eva Mendez!"
by Korrosiv January 28, 2009