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A comedic person who is a great friend who most likely to bring you out of your comfort zone.

Glarren also acts like he doesn't study but ends up getting better grades than those who said that they studied.

He likes to put on "plays" with things that surrounds him. If you sit beside him, you are a lucky person. Everyday would be filled with laughter.
Person 1: Who sits beside you?
Person 2: Glarren
Person 1: Make sure you have a large oxygen capacity
glarren by wohenni November 30, 2021

garrencism 

excessive interest in or admiration of garren lake
Ash: Oh my God, I love Garren Lake! Where do I sign to give him my heart after I die? He is so baby, I love him!
Person: Shut up Ash! I hate you and your garrencism.
garrencism by juuliasucks March 15, 2019

Glargenberry 

It's the same principle as dingleberry, but located in the pubic hair of particularly unkempt females and consisting of dried semen and smegma.
I was about to have sex with this really hot girl but she had really bad glargenberry.
This right here is a ship! Between Garroth and Laurence. From Aphmau.
"Do you ship Garrence?"
Garrence by Kawaimau March 6, 2018

Garrens BallBarrens 

Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).
"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"

"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."

"Garrens BallBarrens"
Garren - is a name for a person who is great in all different ways. Also can feel for people who are having a tough time in there love life.
"Garren, thanks for the help. You are now my best friend!"
Garren by Michigan-State BRO July 28, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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