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Girthless

This terms refers to either penis size or horse riding. to either mean:

1) A penis that is lacking girth also known as a skinny cock or pencil dick hence making it worthless
2) Without a girth, or strap for a saddle
Nicole: Xander has such a mawga buddy, it's so skinny & thin that I don't even have to stretch my mouth to blow him or use my entire hand to give him a handjob, i just need two fingers

Alicia: Wow, couple of months ago we were bragging about the fat cocky that your ex Stao has and now you're deep in the pencil dick struggle with this new boo.

Nicole: Sigh, I can't win, Xander's so handsome and muscular and tall but then you look below the waist and he's completely girthless. And then Stao was so ugly but his thick cock stretched me out and filled me up so good. Well at least Xander is good with his tongue and can eat pussy like no other. hopefully all that cornmeal porridge he eats will lead to some more girth
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Girthlength

The measurement of the extent of something along its greatest dimension and circumference.
Susan: He had so much girthlength that I couldn't sit down for two weeks afterwards.
Deirdre: I'm so jealous, I've had girth and I've had length but never have I had girthlength!
by B. Kizzle August 7, 2022
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girless

1.without a girl
2.talentuos italian singer and writer
1. he's a lame, he is girless
2. have you heard girless? it's pretty good!
by tommaso gavioli April 17, 2007
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Girthulese

The correct combination of girth, length, weight, surface area and density of ones penis designed to conquer all rancid flanges.
Hey honey, meet Girthulese
by Peersnuts December 31, 2016
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gitless

1. someone who is dumb or stupid
2. someone acting dumb or stupid
Dani is very gitless
by j January 2, 2005
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Girthmeister

The conductor of round, wide, and thick SHIT, or fesces. Typically someone who likes large black pensises and fantasizes about their thickness plugging their babymaker.
Joanna is the girthmeister, she loves girthy dick because it excites her.
by legendaryballer January 21, 2010
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giftless

you are giftless
Mirabel is giftless
by marinette is ladybug February 20, 2022
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