Girthmeister

The conductor of round, wide, and thick SHIT, or fesces. Typically someone who likes large black pensises and fantasizes about their thickness plugging their babymaker.

Joanna is the girthmeister, she loves girthy dick because it excites her.

by legendaryballer January 21, 2010

girlmeister

A guy who's a really big flirt, or a player. Basically a sleezeball and/or skeezeball.

Person 1: I was at the gym the other day and that guy was hitting on every girl at the water fountain.
Person 2: Ugh, what a girlmeister.

by LowT March 18, 2014