girlfridge
girlfridge by Sir.creampie March 5, 2018
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girlfrined
The hilariously secrative way of pretty much meaning "boyfriend". "Girlfrined" is a word most guys would say to cover up the word "Boyfriend" and the guy is most likely queer, gay, a fag, etc.
girlfrined by Retwiler February 13, 2010
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Girlfrienemy
Your girlfriend's friends that constantly talk shit about you and desire nothing more than to a.) Get your girlfriend to break up with you or b.) Fuck around behind your back.
Most often, the Girlfrienemy is grossly overweight and chronically single. Dragging your girlfriend into her misery is her only source of joy.
Most often, the Girlfrienemy is grossly overweight and chronically single. Dragging your girlfriend into her misery is her only source of joy.
John knew he had a new Girlfrienemy when his girlfriend started hanging out with the fat chick from work and arguments inevitably took place the day after about how shitty a boyfriend he had become.
Girlfrienemy by DuffyMcBluff December 12, 2011
Girlfrienemy
Super hot girlfriend that's out to stab your back but for some reason keeps on kissing you and telling you she will never leave.
Names chosen randomly
Mark: My girlfriend just cheated on me.
Dave: That sucks. With who?
Mark: With my cousin.
Dave: Why? She hates your cousin!
Mark: She was pushing for that new job downtown in the corner office for me.
Dave: What's the problem then?
Mark: She's interested in the man my boss will be.
Dave: She's a real Girlfrienemy isn't she Mark?
Mark: My girlfriend just cheated on me.
Dave: That sucks. With who?
Mark: With my cousin.
Dave: Why? She hates your cousin!
Mark: She was pushing for that new job downtown in the corner office for me.
Dave: What's the problem then?
Mark: She's interested in the man my boss will be.
Dave: She's a real Girlfrienemy isn't she Mark?
Girlfrienemy by InfoKid December 6, 2012
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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