Girlfrienemy

Your girlfriend's friends that constantly talk shit about you and desire nothing more than to a.) Get your girlfriend to break up with you or b.) Fuck around behind your back.

Most often, the Girlfrienemy is grossly overweight and chronically single. Dragging your girlfriend into her misery is her only source of joy.

John knew he had a new Girlfrienemy when his girlfriend started hanging out with the fat chick from work and arguments inevitably took place the day after about how shitty a boyfriend he had become.

by DuffyMcBluff December 12, 2011

Girlfrienemy

Super hot girlfriend that's out to stab your back but for some reason keeps on kissing you and telling you she will never leave.

Names chosen randomly

Mark: My girlfriend just cheated on me.
Dave: That sucks. With who?
Mark: With my cousin.
Dave: Why? She hates your cousin!
Mark: She was pushing for that new job downtown in the corner office for me.
Dave: What's the problem then?
Mark: She's interested in the man my boss will be.
Dave: She's a real Girlfrienemy isn't she Mark?

by InfoKid December 6, 2012

girlfriendy

A girl who straightens your tie or fixes your hair or goes out of her way to make your day better without wanting anything from you is acting girlfriendy. She doesn't have an agenda but to others, her arm around your neck or the way she leans into your conversation makes her look like a girlfriend.

You don't have a crushon her but it's crossed your mind.

Her ability to bring out the best in him and boost his confidence was downright girlfriendy.

by POSH25 May 17, 2016

girlfriendly

girlfriendly, n. a relationship with a girl characterized as more than fuck buddy, less than girlfriend.
(pl. girlfriendlys; cf. boyfriendly)
cf. "friendly" as used in military jargon

Why does every woman in my life start out as a hook-up, turn into a girlfriendly, progress to girlfriend, and then eventually end up as best friend? Why can't I go from stage one to stage three and stop there?

by DougB September 26, 2006

girlfrenema

a girlfriend who irritates the crap out of you

I thought Linda would be a nice girlfriend to have, but she's turning out to be a real girlfrenema!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 15, 2015

.girlfriendmf

A tiktoker that got banned 3 times for no reason and twisted there ankle

.girlfriendmf is an odor

by .girlfriendmf June 29, 2021

girlfriendsyndrome

This disease causes your body to shut down . Your thighs start hurting then your back and then your stomach starts . This disease can only be fixed by kisses and cuddling , if you don’t get it treated you could die .

“Oh my gosh he must have girlfriendsyndrome”

by Bshjajnsn June 24, 2021